Sorry I’ve been away so long! Don’t really know where I went and not really sure how I got there. Don’t know what brought me back either, but here I am! They’re telling me that I’ve been in a fugue state. I asked if that made me a refugee. Nobody thought that was too much funny.
All the letters and the news clippings sure helped. To see me now, you’d a never known I was a superhero. They’re telling me my heroing days are over. I’m not needed anymore. There’s nothing left to fight. Hard to believe that’s true. They’re telling me about things like crowd-sourcing and shockanawe? Don’t know what those things are, but they can’t be as effective as a good ass whippin’! You and daddy taught me that!
As soon as I can, I’ll send you a little something for all you’ve done to help, and sorry for the extra expense of the stamps, but all this internet stuff is still kinda confusing to me. I’ll get it eventually. Hope by then it’s not too late. Hey, thanks for the care package, too. I can’t remember the last time I ate anything so good! Always leaves me wanting more!
They’re telling me I’m gonna have to leave soon, even though I’m not fully recovered. Said I’m costing them too much to keep. Some wiseass made a joke about the difference between me, a white elephant, and an 800 lb. gorilla. I didn’t hear the punchline, but they sure thought it was funny. We’ll see.
Don’t know what to make of all these changes. Not the world I left. Anyway, it’s not important. I just wanted you to know I’m back.